In 2012, Republican strategist Grover Norquist described his ideal president. In 2017, he got his wish: a president with enough “working digits to be able to hold a pen.”

And this idiot-with-a-pen philosophy, I have come to believe, is as good an explanation as any for why Republicans stick to Trump no matter how blatantly ignorant, unhinged, racist, inappropriate, infantile and illegal he reveals himself to be. They’ve made their deal with the devil–as long as he gives Republicans what they want–which is abortion, guns, anti-immigrant policies, white supremacy and freedom to weaponize Christianity against anyone or anything they don’t like, they’ll support him and let his bullying run wild.

Here’s what Norquist cynically fantasized about and shared at the annual CPAC meeting in 2012:

Here’s what I wrote about the Norquist doctrine back in 2017:

Norquist’s dream became reality on Trump’s first day in office. Republican Congressional leaders ginned up an executive order —an order that Trump probably didn’t understand [did anyone?]—and handed him a pen. As per Norquists’ prescription, Trump didn’t think it up or design it. They just put it in front of him, at a hastily arranged signing/photo op, at which he also rotely signed executive orders waiving decades of precedent preventing military officers [Mattis] from assuming Cabinet positions within seven years of having left the military .

According to the New York Times, the ACA executive order’s “broad language gave federal agencies wide latitude to change, delay or waive provisions of the law that they deemed overly costly for insurers, drug makers, doctors, patients or states, suggesting that it could have wide-ranging impact, and essentially allowing the dismantling of the law to begin even before Congress moves to repeal it.”

Judging from the look on Trump’s face when he signed it, he did not know what was on the piece of paper handed to him by his chief of staff, Reince Preibus. [He gave it a cursory look, as if to appear to read it, but unless he is a super speed reader, he didn’t.]

Look for more orchestrated signings like this over the next four years. Game, set and match to Grover Norquist.

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Donald Trump does not have many policy ideas of his own. But he does have handlers, and behind-the-scenes influencers, and Trump whisperers who have plenty of radical notions that they’ve been salivating over for years. In the first few days of his presidency, they have had Trump on a signing rampage–lurching from one policy to another with a lot of fanfare, but very little explanation. The question is, where do these “ideas” come from?

There’s plenty of empirical evidence that indicates Trump’s lack of knowledge of domestic and international issues. He has no experience in government. He does not begin his presidency with the kind of policy agenda that most presidents have: He hasn’t thought about any of the issues that are facing the United States–except for issues that might affect his businesses. We know that he doesn’t like to read, and that he thinks he knows a lot more than he actually does.

He has probably had zero input into any of the executive orders that he has signed during Week One. But someone is writing these things and coaching him–to the extent that he is even coachable–and then giving him a few words to say about them. It’s pretty clear that he is the fulfilled wish of longtime Republican strategist Grover Norquist, who is on tape in 2012 calling for a president who “doesn’t write these things, doesn’t design them, just signs this stuff.” Trump perfectly fits Norquist’s description of the ideal president: “Someone with enough working digits to hold a pen.”

So, during Week One, the Trump whisperers have trotted him out, sat him at his desk, placed executive orders in front of him, handed him a pen, and showed him where to sign. Trump’s main role in these daily charades is to pull out a Sharpie, affix his name to the bottom line and show off to the press and observers what he clearly thinks is his cool, bold, presidential-looking signature.

So, I’m proposing a little guessing game: Match the executive order, regulatory change, event or threat with the Trump-whisperer who’s pushing it hardest. Admittedly, some of the things that have happened in Week One of this frightening presidency probably sprang from Trump’s own two-clicks-off brain. We sense that because some of his Week One moves are clearly the result of a lack of impulse control. [Case in point: Calling for an “investigation” of massive “voter fraud,” even though he won.] These things happen, probably, because Trump throws a tantrum and insists on them, and then is either egged on by advisers who share his anger, or allowed to have his way because no one has the courage to tell him that it’s a bad idea.

Ready to play? Here’s a start–all speculation on my part, but I may not be too far off. [I’m punctuating my picks with question marks, because I really don’t know–it’s all done behind the scenes. In fact, we may never know.] I haven’t included Fox News [Scarborough and Hannity], although it has become clear that Trump watches a lot of tv, particularly those guys, and gets a lot of affirmation from them.

Please feel free to add your own ideas  in the comments.

Trump policies/Trump whisperers

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