<\/a>Where is Don Draper when we need him?<\/p>\n

Draper, of course, is the iconic 1960s advertising executive who stars in the hit TV series, Mad Men. He\u2019s a chain-smoking, hard-drinking, womanizing city slicker of questionable morals who occasionally does something brilliant. Perhaps his most memorable advertising accomplishment occurred when his firm, Sterling Cooper Draper Price, lost its lucrative account marketing Lucky Strike cigarettes.<\/p>\n

Draper\u2019s response was to buy a full-page ad in the New York Times that read:<\/p>\n

\u201cFor over 25 years we devoted ourselves to peddling a product for which good work is irrelevant, because people can\u2019t stop themselves from buying it. A product that never improves, that causes illness, and makes people unhappy. But there was money in it. A lot of money. In fact, our entire business depended on it. We knew it wasn\u2019t good for us, but we couldn\u2019t stop. And then, when Lucky Strike moved their business elsewhere, I realized, here was my chance to be someone who could sleep at night, because I know what I\u2019m selling doesn\u2019t kill my customers.\u201d<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I wonder what the man who wrote that would say about the full-page ad that appeared in a recent issue of Parade magazine, a slim Sunday supplement that is inserted in many of the nation\u2019s largest newspapers. The ad headline reads: \u201cWho Says Diamonds Are A Girl\u2019s Best Friend?\u201d Above the headline, in four-color glory, is a picture of a rifle.<\/p>\n

Oh, but it\u2019s not just any rifle. This is the hand-crafted \u201cAmerican Beauty\u201d by Henry. It features an etched silver panel centered with a demure yellow rose. The copy says that the Henry Company is \u201cvery proud to offer the perfect Valentine\u2019s Day gift for the most deserving woman in your life.\u201d<\/p>\n

I guess there are some women who would not find this silly. Personally, I find it a frightening example of a new marketing trend that is being promoted by gun manufacturers, their lobbyists and trade associations, and the NRA. That trend is to promote firearms as an everyday accessory; something we can\u2019t leave home without.<\/p>\n

How else to explain the pistols in pastel colors? The purses with a special compartment for a handgun? The child-size rifle with \u201cMy First Rifle\u201d in rhinestones? The recent emphasis on open-carry, which means that we can meet up with gun-toting grannies in the supermarket?<\/p>\n

Don Draper the advertising guru would undoubtedly find this a marvelous marketing strategy. Make people think of a firearm as a necessary accessory, like a scarf or a billfold. Make people think that \u201ceveryone has one.\u201d Make people feel that they deserve something special. Develop the product line to fit into various niches: a beginner rifle for kids, a sophisticated firearm for the working woman, an assault weapon for the testosterone-fueled adolescent.<\/p>\n

But there was another Don Draper: the man who wanted to be able to sleep at night because he knew that what he was selling wasn\u2019t killing people. Maybe that Don Draper would write this ad:<\/p>\n

We\u2019ve had you in our crosshairs for a while because we know that you like to feel special. You like to feel important and powerful. The firearms that we have been advertising can make you feel that way. But what we haven\u2019t told you is that these weapons can also make you, or someone who gets in your sights, dead. We are going to dodge the bullet of responsibility and resign this account right now, because we don\u2019t believe that buying a gun should be as easy or as pleasurable as buying a candy bar. Arms should be for hugging, not killing.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Wish you were here, Don Draper.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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