<\/a>The Humor Games are almost always won by the left-wing comics. Whether it\u2019s Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Larry Wilmore, or whoever, the last laugh seems to always be on Republicans. Why is that so?<\/p>\n Mainly because the right is so self-righteous and absolute in their beliefs. They make it so difficult for themselves to wiggle (this may also be true of their dancing). I remember being in high school and reading about the French philosopher Jean Paul Sartre. One of the tag lines that we were told to attach to his works was \u201cmoral relativism.\u201d In contemporary popular culture, that great fictional cop, Bobby Simone on NYPD Blue<\/a>, said it all in three words, \u201cEverything\u2019s a situation.”<\/p>\n Once you\u2019re liberated from the absolutist constraints of a political party, a religion, a cult, or any other strict organization, you become freer to think for yourself. Republicans lock themselves into the dogma of Grover Norquist or Ted Cruz and if they deviate from it, they think that they have sinned (a term that is much more relative and less scary to the rest of the world).<\/p>\n But like every organization, the Republican Party has numerous constituents who look to it for leadership. At times the values of these various groups are at odds with those of other groups. This became exceptionally clear in recent weeks. We have New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and Kentucky Senator Rand Paul to thank for this. They both got bent out of shape about whether the common good, also known as \u201cthe state,\u201d has a legitimate stake in guidelines for measles vaccines.<\/p>\n Both Christie and Paul rallied to the defense of parental rights. They asserted that if parents have convictions based on the belief that measles vaccines are harmful to their children, these rights must be protected against the iron hand of the state. Perhaps this is so; like so many issues, the wisdom of compulsory measles vaccines is complicated. So in this case, Christie and Paul said, \u201cSometimes it should be the state\u2019s decision; sometimes it should be the parents\u2019 decision.\u201d<\/p>\n The problem is that in this case, Christie and Paul let the exigencies of life influence their thinking on vaccines. The irony is that neither they nor any other prominent Republicans allow the complications of day-to-day life to influence their decisions on other parent\u2013state conflicts, such as reproductive rights. It\u2019s an absolute to Republicans and many of their constituents that abortion is morally wrong, that the state should enforce this mandate, and that parents have no rights when \u201cthe voice of God\u201d is heard.<\/p>\n