<\/a>Longtime conservative icon Phyllis Schlafly is in the news again<\/a>. This time, it\u2019s because she has committed the cardinal sin–in the purist conservative rule book– of endorsing Donald Trump. As a result, she\u2019s about to be booted from the throne she has occupied since the 1970s. The rest of the country may not remember her, but liberals in Missouri sure do: In the 1970s, she was the founder and outspoken leader of the \u201cStop-ERA\u201d organization that later morphed into the \u201cEagle Forum.\u201d Through the years, it has been an effective, if disproportionately influential, group that opposes just about anything that might guarantee or expand women\u2019s rights\u2014including those of the reproductive variety.<\/p>\n

The purpose of this post is not to rehash Schlafly\u2019s ignominious history of standing in the way of progress for women<\/a>. In fact, my disdain for her and her ideas make it painful for me just to type her name on my screen.<\/p>\n

But now, the Schlafly phenomenon has resurfaced–just when I had almost forgotten how much damage she has inflicted through the years\u2014and how much of a hypocrite she was. [She had a prominent career as a lawyer\u2014leaving her young kids, as I recall, with sitters while she went to law school and worked\u2014circumstances that she derided for others and tried to prevent by blocking passage of the Equal Rights Amendment.]<\/p>\n

So now, she’s getting a new 15 minutes of fame. She\u2019s 91\u2014and one of the people plotting to oust here from the Eagle Forum is her own daughter. The renewed publicity — delicious, I must admit — has sparked a memory for me. [Do I now need a “trigger warning” for potential, politically traumatic Schlafly flashbacks?”] Fortunately, this is more of a humorous [I hope] memory. Here it is:<\/p>\n

Somewhere in the 1970s, the St. Louis chapter of the National Abortion Rights Action League [NARAL] started holding an annual fundraising auction. It usually took place at the fancy home of a wealthy supporter. [It\u2019s still going on, I think. I just don\u2019t go anymore, because it\u2019s gotten too far into the financial, fashion and social stratosphere for me.] But back then, when people came in blue jeans and ponchos, I attended. I usually bought something\u2014often a work of art or photography by someone local\u2014at a bargain price.<\/p>\n

One year, as a joke, the auctioneers offered a framed picture of NARAL\u2019s arch-enemy, Phyllis Schlafly. When the item went up for bid, it had the desired effect–everyone laughed. I don’t think the organizers really expected that anyone would pay even a dollar for such a thing. But I was in a lighthearted and generous mood. And it was for a good cause. So I put in a bid, when no one else would.\u00a0 It was probably for $100 or even less. And I won.<\/p>\n

When I went to claim the loathsome thing, I expected to be booed for even touching it. Instead, I received a round of applause and kudos\u2014for my bravery and sense of humor, I guess.<\/p>\n

For several years after that, I schlepped that framed photo with me as a \u201cwhite elephant\u201d gag gift [and it did, indeed, make many people gag] for birthday parties and other events. It got a laugh, but I kept taking it back home with me because no one ever wanted it.<\/p>\n

Many years after it had outlived its usefulness as a political joke, I think I tossed it in a trash can. I know it\u2019s out there somewhere, adding to the pollution in a landfill. But today\u2019s development in the halls of power of the Eagle Forum make me almost regret ditching it. The way things are going in this political year, I could use the chuckle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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