What rhymes with Putin<\/em>?<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t know Ukrainian, but I\u2019m sure Ukrainians have their zingers.<\/p>\n

In English, Zero clued in <\/em>works.<\/p>\n

Rasputin<\/em><\/a> stand-in<\/em> does the job.<\/em><\/p>\n

This frivolous Putin query comes as we approach the anniversary of a madman\u2019s attempt to rewrite world history. On February 24th, 2022, Putin let loose the power of the Russian military – with a destructive force not seen in Europe since World War 2 – on a peaceable neighbor, Ukraine. There was nothing frivolous about Putin\u2019s decision to invade Ukraine.<\/p>\n

What rhymes with madman?<\/em><\/p>\n

Con man.<\/em><\/p>\n

Convinced I can.<\/em><\/p>\n

Bad man.<\/em><\/p>\n

Putin thought he was invincible.<\/p>\n

What rhymes with invincible<\/em>?<\/p>\n

Despicable.<\/em><\/p>\n

Unpredictable.<\/em><\/p>\n

Unthinkable.<\/em><\/p>\n

This time last year, Putin was on top of the world, about to rewrite Russian history; he imagined himself emulating Sophie of Anhalt-Zerbst, also known as Catherine the Great<\/em><\/a>, <\/em>once Empress of Russia, <\/em>his long dead and gone heroine.<\/p>\n

What rhymes with Sophie of Anhalt-Zerbst<\/em>?<\/p>\n

I have no idea.<\/p>\n

I do know what rhymes with Putin\u2019s attempt to rewrite history<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Dark night.<\/em><\/p>\n

Quenched light.<\/em><\/p>\n

Instead of imposing his will on the populace of Ukraine, approximately 44 million souls, or about the populations of Florida and New York State combined, or even Ohio, Michigan, North Carolina, New Hampshire and Georgia combined, Putin became the first easily identifiable despot of our new century, shockingly pushed back to where he came from by the pure force of Ukrainian willpower.<\/p>\n

What rhymes with despot<\/em>?<\/p>\n

Guess what<\/em>?<\/p>\n

Crackpot.<\/em><\/p>\n

On February 24th, 2022, Putin lent his name to a mega invasion of a nonbelligerent neighbor on an international level never imagined. The consequences were disastrous.<\/p>\n

In November, 2022, mere months ago and just months after Putin\u2019s initial decision to \u2018take\u2019 Ukraine, the BBC reported that the most senior US general, Gen Mark Milley, chairman of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff,\u00a0estimated that 100,000 Russian and 100,000 Ukrainian soldiers have been killed or injured in the war in Ukraine<\/em><\/a> so far. Gen Milley added that at least 40,000 civilians had died\u00a0by November of last year.<\/p>\n

Thanks to our zero clued in, <\/em>Rasputin<\/em><\/a> stand-in, demented <\/em>man in Moscow, epicenter of Putin\u2019s mythical former USSR, innocent lives are being lost on a daily basis in Ukraine in numbers that are nothing short of abominable.<\/p>\n

What rhymes with abominable?<\/em><\/p>\n

Dishonorable.<\/em><\/p>\n

Unconscionable<\/em>.<\/em><\/p>\n

And what rhymes with demented<\/em>?<\/p>\n

Disoriented.<\/em><\/p>\n

Unbefriended.<\/em><\/p>\n

Dented<\/em> \u00a0– big time<\/em> where it counts, in Putin\u2019s internal psyche.<\/p>\n

Lest we get suckered into a Putin-defined cesspit and bogged down in the mindset of an autocrat, I was inspired by one of the catchiest songs of 2023 so far, the brilliant Colombian Shakira\u2019s take-down of her ex, to imagine how Putin might deserve his own rhyming put-down.<\/p>\n

In a hugely publicized 2022 breakup, the former Barcelona football player Gerard Piqu\u00e9 left Shakira, his wife of 12 years and the mother of his 2 children, for a new paramour, a much younger woman called Clara Ch\u00eda.<\/p>\n

Shakira is resilient if anything. She is no push-over. On Jan 11th, she released a masterpiece, a blockbuster hit with the enigmatic title of SHAKIRA || BZRP Music Sessions #53<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n

Even though sung in Spanish, the title shot to the top of Apple\u2019s iTunes charts in the U.S. on release. Many, so many of us it would seem, can resonate with revenge. The song\u2019s video, with English subtitles, went viral. The song is not only catchy, bitching and biting, but cathartic. It broke YouTube records, registering more than 64 million views within 24 hours. Lord, does Ukraine need revenge!<\/p>\n

Think about it for a minute. Millions upon millions of us can resonate with what is happening to Shakira. Millions more of us around the world identify with what is happening to Ukraine. Billions of us have reasons to get angry with Putin over Ukraine daily. The man seems unaccountable<\/em>.<\/p>\n

What rhymes with unaccountable?<\/em><\/p>\n

Incomprehensible.<\/em><\/p>\n

Unfathomable.<\/em><\/p>\n

Shakira is a genius at rhyming. In her Spanish lyrics for SHAKIRA || BZRP Music Sessions #53<\/em><\/a>, <\/em>she found a way to connect her philandering ex, Piqu\u00e9, to mortification, (te mortifique<\/em>), chewing up (mastique<\/em>), and a host of other rhymes and homonyms that might be enough reason for any year-abroad undergraduate or graduate student to want to learn Spanish. Shakira doesn\u2019t let go. The video has already had 288,109,016 views on YouTube as of this writing. It\u2019s averaging more than 5 million new views daily.<\/p>\n

Imagine if Shakira took on Putin?<\/p>\n

Imagine how she, stand-in for Ukraine, could destroy this pseudo Westerner, this false Russian prophet, this wannabe Catharine the Great, this Putin, with just a few rhymes and words.<\/p>\n

Shakira can do that. She has that power. She is, after all, the reigning queen of World Cup Soccer anthems. Her Waka Waka<\/em><\/a> video from the 2010 World Cup has had more than 3,472,939,423 (3 billion!) views.<\/p>\n

Shakira knows how to garner world attention. Sorry Piqu\u00e9. Maybe she\u2019s right. Maybe you did choose a Twingo over a Ferrari, just as Putin fell into his own Twingo hell with his decision to try to absorb Urkaine into a mythical Russia.<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s how Shakira might put Putin \u2013 our present-day world pariah \u2013 in his place. And here, too, is how that very same Putin might feel, shamed, hearing himself belittled in a song where billions more than the billions that have watched Shakira\u2019s\u00a0Waka Waka<\/a>\u00a0see him as a wuss.<\/p>\n

Just imagine Shakira\u2019s singing these rhymes as she does on SHAKIRA || BZRP Music Sessions #53<\/em><\/a>, but addressed to Putin, and here we go:<\/p>\n

Putin<\/em>?<\/p>\n

Zero clued in<\/em><\/p>\n

Rasputin stand-in<\/em><\/p>\n

Madman?<\/em><\/p>\n

Con man.<\/em><\/p>\n

Convinced I can.<\/em><\/p>\n

Bad man.<\/em><\/p>\n

Invincible<\/em>?<\/p>\n

Despicable.<\/em><\/p>\n

Unpredictable.<\/em><\/p>\n

Unthinkable.<\/em><\/p>\n

Sophie of Anhalt-Zerbst<\/em>?<\/p>\n

History<\/em> rewrite<\/em>?<\/p>\n

Dark night.<\/em><\/p>\n

Quenched light.<\/em><\/p>\n

Despot<\/em>?<\/p>\n

Guess what<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Crackpot.<\/em><\/p>\n

Abominable.<\/em><\/p>\n

Dishonorable.<\/em><\/p>\n

Unconscionable<\/em>.<\/em><\/p>\n

Demented<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Disoriented.<\/em><\/p>\n

Unbefriended.<\/em><\/p>\n

Dented<\/em><\/p>\n

Unaccountable?<\/em><\/p>\n

Incomprehensible.<\/em><\/p>\n

Unfathomable.<\/em><\/p>\n

Despicable.<\/em><\/p>\n

Unpredictable.<\/em><\/p>\n

Unthinkable.<\/em><\/p>\n

Abominable.<\/em><\/p>\n

Dishonorable.<\/em><\/p>\n

Unconscionable<\/em>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here\u2019s how Shakira might put Putin – our present-day world pariah – in his place. And here, too, is how that very same Putin might feel, shamed, hearing himself belittled in one song with billions more than the billions that have watched Shakira\u2019s Waka Waka see him as a wuss.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":73,"featured_media":42141,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[661,843,172,3099,3662,3442,1940,3669],"tags":[3510,3690,2440],"yoast_head":"\n